February 5th, 2008 § 0

So I voted this morning. Democratic ballot, I know — what a shocker… not.

Mom, do you ever just shake your head and wonder how I turned out this way? 🙂

Anyhoo, there was a long line for the electronic voting, and a chickenload (vegan translation: a LOT) of judges on the ballot, so I went paper. Little did I know I was signing up for the GIGANTO-ballot. I swear, there were two sheets of paper, two-sided, and they were like 5 times the size of my head! No more hanging chads, thanks to the freaky felt-pen “draw a line between two arrows” dealie (NOT a fan), but I now envision some sort of election injury scandal from folks who lost the wrangling battle trying to keep the poster-board ballot sheets tamed and inside of the unfolded suitcase polling booth. Just for jokes, I think, I was also offered a GIGANTO-sized “voter privacy” paper cover.

Like I needed one more poster-board to wrangle.

And like my GIGANTO votes couldn’t be seen from space.

Hey, do bigger votes get counted more?

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